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[laviny]

Because you are always human. You could choose to be anything here!

Half-human is okay, though. The bonus they have is good, at least.

[deaddrop]

I never thought of always being human as a problem before...

The bonuses are worth thinking of though.

[laviny]

It’s not a problem, but if you have a chance to be something else for awhile, why not take it, you know?

It would be like dressing up as yourself for Halloween or something.

[deaddrop]

I don't have a whole lot of experience with Halloween. It's a cover story...

[But Yelena has her thinking about it now.]

[laviny]

Yes. A cover story you can have fun with.

[deaddrop]

I feel like you're judging my cover stories.

[laviny]

Maybe I am judging SHIELD for not giving you the freedom to make up cool cover stories.

[deaddrop]

Usually the point of a cover story is not to seem cool. We don't want to stand out.

I guess the bright side is that at least here, that doesn't mean having to pose as a secretary.

[laviny]

See, this is what I mean. Boring.

But yes, instead of being a secretary you could be a warlock with horns and it won’t stand out because apparently that’s just a thing on this planet.

[deaddrop]

I was thinking about a bard.

[Is that weird?]

[laviny]

Oh, a bard could be fun. I might want to be a druid.

[deaddrop]

Figured it was something that could get me invited to a party.

[And it's in line with her dancing covers in the past.

Also.

Maybe she sort of likes the idea just for being cool.]

A druid? That's like talking to animals, right?

[laviny]

Yes. I thought about rogue, but I can always sneak around and pick locks. I can’t always talk to animals.

[deaddrop]

Same hat.

[At least about the picking locks thing.]