[There wil definitely both laughing and drinking after this, but not in that order.
Out of pity for what Drift has already been through, Natasha will not pretend to think Optimus Prime is an add on service that gets you free two day shipping.]
Enlightening.
That really scans though.
Apparently she's graduated from wanting to know about fish sex to to human sex to... car sex?
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Out of pity for what Drift has already been through, Natasha will not pretend to think Optimus Prime is an add on service that gets you free two day shipping.]
Enlightening.
That really scans though.
Apparently she's graduated from wanting to know about fish sex to to human sex to... car sex?
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For the record - we don't do that.
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I'd be lying if I said I didn't have any questions, but figure you've had enough of those.
You handling it okay?
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I can handle having my sex life prodded by the curious but she's going through something I'm not equipped to deal with
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We might have to start from square one with her instead of just answering questions as they come up.
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I don't think one person could fuck up this bad.
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what a mess
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A mess is usually about the shape of it.